The Trump-Sucking Dumb Fucks of America
Why the American People are so abysmally stupid, a prognosis for America and a parable about Musk, Trump and RFK Jr.
By
David Gottfried
A song from another time, imbued with a finer patriotism, more tender, more true and infinitely superior to the trashy “patriotism” of Donald Trump
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Does the title of this essay seem a tad rough, ribald and raw ?
Your damn right it is. After all, what did Trump’s victory prove. He proved that behaving like Hulk Hogan is a winning strategy, that Americans are so bent out of shape and insecure about their manhood that they only appreciate thugs with huge muscles and itty-bitty brains, and that crime pays.
After all, Donald Trump broke the law and sent his mobs to attack the capitol to subvert the results of the 2020 election. He broke the law, he mocked the law, and now Jack Smith is terminating his prosecutions of Trump for overthrowing the government and stealing classified documents.
And what did the Supreme Court do ? This past summer it decided that Presidents have carte blanche to commit almost any heinous act their hell-hole souls can devise. For example, if Donald Trump decided that assassinating Nancy Pelosi was in the National Interest, and Pelosi was killed pursuant to his order to have her killed, he would be immune from liability. So sayeth the Supremely Unjust Supreme Court. If you don’t believe me, read the Court’s decision and Justice Sonia Sotomayor’s sagacious and scathing dissent.
Yes, I know Michelle Obama said, “when they go low, we go high,” or something along those lines, but I think Democrats must stop acting like girl scouts if we want to stay alive. We simply must have the guts to act like the sort of bastards the Republicans are. Lives are at stake. The election of Donald Trump may mean the slaughter of another 100,000 Ukrainians in the first two weeks of his abominable Presidency. The election of Donald Trump will mean more deaths from hunger and disease throughout the United States. After all, he has said, ever since he first ran for the Presidency, that he wanted to get rid of Obamacare, and for about ten years he said he would replace it with something “really wonderful, that will give you everything you need,” but in ten years’ time he still hasn’t been able to tell us what his wonderful replacement for Obamacare will consist of. And the American people are such dumb fucks that they bought his poison.
In this past election, he was even more miserable than usual. His minions said that Puerto Rico was nothing but garbage floating in the ocean, that Liz Cheney should be shot, that when Daddy gets home, he’s gonna spank that bad girl, that Nancy Pelosi was a bitch, and that he will use the army to beat the brains of his political opponents. But America loves his violence. Maybe Americans have a sadomasochistic relationship with Trump. Maybe they actually enjoyed his slaughter of thousands of Americans with Covid.
You probably think I am slinging mud without cause. But why was America’s death rate from Covid more than twice Canada’s death rate.
Why were Americans stupid enough to forget Trump’s culpability for hundreds of thousands of covid deaths
Bob Woodward (The Bob Woodward of Woodward and Bernstein Watergate fame) said that in January of 2020 Donald Trump told him that a) Covid was 5 times as virulent as the flu, b) 5 times as contagious as the flu and c) was poised to give America massive death within the next several months to a year.
Nevertheless, Trump did not do anything about Covid until the end of March, when he notified the American Public that many, many Americans were slated to die and that hygienic precautions to prevent the pathogen’s transmission was essential. Why did he wait two months to take action ??
Oddly enough, less than three weeks after Trump publicly admitted that Covid was poised to cause mass death and that we should avoid large gatherings or assemblies, he made this contradictory statement (I don’t recall his exact words): “Wouldn’t it be great if Covid started to “peter out,” don’t you think its bound to disappear as the weather gets better, let’s all celebrate the disappearance of Covil by going to Church on Easter Sunday.”
He had no evidence that Covil would disappear by Easter Sunday. But he wanted to believe it would be gone by Easter Sunday. Like a true-blue psychotic, he manufactured the delusion that Covid would be gone by Easter Sunday, encouraging people to go to large assemblies of people, stimulating the dissemination of disease.
And let’s not forget some of his other enormous errors re Covid: He refused to use the Defense production act to manufacture lots of masks and ventilators. He also stupidly recommended drugs that treat worms in certain animals. (This recommendation was bizarre. Worms are complex animals with billions of cells. Viruses are such tiny primitive beings that they do not even constitute a cell.) And, lest we forget, he suggested that we inject ourselves with bleach. He is a raving maniac.
Why didn’t Harris remind America of Trump’s guilt in helping Covid massacre Americans. And why were Americans so stupid that they needed to be reminded of Trump’s track record on Covid.
Is our Prime Problem Inflation or Mental Degradation in thinking about Inflation
The crux of Trump’s key economic argument:
Are you better or worse than you were 4 years ago.
You are worse because of inflation.
Ergo, I am the candidate dictated by common sense.
This dumb reasoning presupposes that if you are better off, it can only have one cause: A wonderful president. If also assumes that if you are worse off, its because your malign and miserable Democratic president harmed you.
This is akin to a voter reasoning, in 1940, as follows:
“Man, the war in Europe and in Asia is really bad. Roosevelt is running for reelection. Since Roosevelt is President, he must have caused the war. Like a good little stupid fool, I better vote Republican.”
The war existed because of Hitler and Tojo, not because of Roosevelt. Of course, there was culpability among some Americans, namely conservative Republicans who were sympathetic to Hitler because Hitler was anti Soviet and anti-labor. Conservative Republicans stymied our efforts to prepare for World War Two.
Of course, inflation is a problem. The cause is very simple: When the pandemic struck, both Democrats and Republicans were afraid that this would provoke an economic collapse. In Washington it was almost universally agreed by Republicans and Democrats to pour tons of money into the system to stave off a depression.
Of course, when more money chases a static amount of goods and services, prices go up.
We have inflation, very simply, because of a reasonable prophylaxis for a depression – the infusion of tons of money into the economy – that both Democrats and Republicans agreed on that, unfortunately, like most medicines, had side effects.
My answer to a friend who wonders What will happen under Der Fuhrer Trump:
I am not gonna make a prediction. Most predictions are wrong:
A) In 1968 and in 1980, Leftists said that the election of conservatives in both races (Nixon in 68 and Reagan in 80) would lead to revolution. That never happened.
B) In 2016, we all thought Hillary would win.
C) A few days before this past election, a poll by Anne Seltzer, "who never gets it wrong" said that Harris was 3 points ahead in conservative Iowa and soon many, many pundits said Harris would win.
If we can't predict elections due to take place only one week away, how can we predict what trump will do in the next 4 years ?
But a few hints:
1) Expect terrible stuff. Trump wants to get back at everyone who opposed him. His chief motivation in life is anger and the desire for revenge.
a) There will be no one to hold him back. No moderating guys want to work with him, and he doesn't want anyone who might rein him in.
b) When he started his campaign he said, "I am your retribution." It is an eerie twist on what Jesus supposedly said, "I am the resurrection." This may suggest that he has grandiose dreams of being some sort of messianic figure, such as an Anti-Christ. This may sound crazy, but Trump is crazy.
c) His first wife testified at her divorce trial that he kept a copy of Hitler's Mein Kampf on his nightstand and regularly read it.
d) He said that he would use the military to attack people, in America, who are “against him.”
e) He said he wanted generals like Hitler's generals.
f) A message for my fellow Jews: He may profess a love of Israel, but size him up. He reeks of boorish, Germanic, Hitlerite rage and bombast. He is a storm trooper at heart. He is very impulsive. One bad taste of a bagel gone stale would be enough to make him scream anti-Semitic venom.
2) Speaking of impulsiveness: He has no set beliefs and will follow the passing fancies of his fulminating psychotic mind:
He may suddenly decide that he wants to persecute left- handed people. Or he may decide that Koala bears are our salvation and build koala bear sanctuaries everywhere.
3) He and his crowd have the ego-sensibility of 8-year-olds.
Did you see Elon Musk ?? He jumps up and down on stage like a 7-year-old boy at recess. RFK Jr has an appetite for conspiracies like a Marvel Comic telling us about a mad scientist planning to destroy earth.
4) What do Elon Musk, Donald Trump and RFK Jr all have in common and where will it take us ?
They are all very rich boys, who were told that they were god-like, and they have a grossly exaggerated sense of their self-worth (I don't mean monetary worth; I mean they have too much self-esteem.) Because they all have such a superfluity of chutzpah and self-esteem, hopefully they will do something rash, go on a safari and eat the sort of animal that gave RFK Jr a dead worm in his brain, and they will all be chock full of worms and die.
The immediately preceding is not a threat of violence. I abhor violence. This joke, about Trump, Musk and Bobby becoming infected with worms, is simply political humor meant to underscore a point.