How Einstein’s Theories May Prove that G-d Exists

(An uncharacteristically kind essay for your Thanksgiving Holiday)

By

David Gottfried

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I just recalled that we are on the verge of yet another Thanksgiving Holiday, or another excuse for dining dullards to stuff their guts, till they are on the precipice of a gastrointestinal emergency (Over the years, two of my relatives got appendicitis from overeating on Thanksgiving), while half the earth starves to death.

I know I sound like a splenetic son of a bitch from the nether regions of hell, but I will try to be sociable.  Therefore, I am today giving you an uncharacteristically kind essay, one which suggests that Einstein’s equation, E equals MC squared, may buttress the proposition that G-d is very real.  

Although other commentators have said that Einstein made statements and advocated positions which are in sync with theism (For example, some people have noted that Einstein once justified an idea by saying, “G-d doesn’t play dice”), the specific idea that I am proffering, the idea that E equals MC squared buttresses G-d’s existence, is, to my knowledge, original.