Hosanas, Rants and Incantations
By
David Gottfried
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1968
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1968
When the Empire Teetered at Tet
When Molotov cocktails made such a starry night
When Jimi’s purple haze scented the soundwaves lilac
When Bobby ascended the cross in Los Angeles
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1968
When I knew there would be a revolution in less than a year
When Dean Kirk said students’ rights are mere strawberries
When Diana Ross channeled Joan of Arc and sang “Love Child”
When age sliced deeper than race and youth was a joyful lion
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1968
When we chanted, “Ho Ho Ho Chi Minh, the NLF is gonna win”
When bourgeois liberalism would bleed in the gutter
When my hatred clung like Napalm and Glue
When I knew I would ejaculate lava
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1968
When Ginsburg’s “angel headed hipsters” mailed marijuana cigarettes to 1000 names in the New York Telephone Directory.
When Mc Cartney’s silly love songs were manifestos in the name of love
When we shouted, screamed and killed the king
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1968
When Jackie Kennedy was our red queen
Wrathful and Radiant, she scowled at the camera as she toured Cambodia
Privy to the Witchcraft of Madame Ngu and South Asian harlots
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She knew who Killed Abraham Martin and John
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Fundamentalism
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The words withered on the vine
The colors cleaned by turpentine
Water comes from what was wine
Three dumb men have come to dine
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Unleavened bread can not be found
Your bloody wine does not astound
The silly priests have now ungowned
The pious prayers are not profound
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The shofar shouts but is quite mute
The papal bulls are neutered, moot
The Incense burns just to pollute
No mortal sins can they commute
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The Imam conquers and he kills
We all regress to fish with gills
The witches burn on all the grills
The Middle Ages have sequels
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Death’s Escort
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I know that life is very short
And most of it is death’s escort
And the joy that you report
Will very suddenly abort
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The pot holed road will give you jolts
The jalopied car breaks, revolts
The wheels run off like brash young colts
The beaten cart just summersaults
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The mechanics are on holiday
The medics in their white display
And glaring knives in fine array
Will mold and shape you just like clay
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The alcohol will burn with joy
The seething water won’t destroy
Microbes as they sneak, deploy
Throughout your whole house of Troy
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The bandages will bind you tight
And shut out light like blackest night
Staunch not blood but breathing’s fight
You beg for air contrite, polite
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And soon your mummied for a tomb
Helpless as in Mother’s womb
The death and doom is in full bloom
Smell the sweet, palsied perfume
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TOO MISERABLE TO FIND A TITLE
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The eddy draws me in
The quicksand covers me up
Entombed, marooned, the jig is up
The fire has burned its last
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But I hover in the winds
A wafting witch of doom
Bequeathing certain gloom
My member becomes a broom
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I am a cancer and a curse
Ejaculating lava love
I seed eternal disbelief
I desiccate every dove
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I am evil, evil, to the core
My laser eyes glare and bore
Like a magnifying lens
I summon fires to the fore
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That burn and singe your petty heart
And take every organ apart
Into your balls I throw my darts
And clot your vessels with infarcts
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Dissected, Resected and never respected
Your half dead body writhes in pain
Your mind is stupid or insane
Your buggered belly’s pierced, distended
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And when I look upon my deed
The debasement of a fine young man
I realize why my ancient creed
Was so irate at his elan
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We cannot love and so we hate
We cannot create, so we destroy
The pride, the Phallus, we’ll ablate
While we declaim we’re god’s envoy
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THINKING OF THE JUDGES OF WRITING COMPETITIONS
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We are the lords of poetry
We’re smug and snide, unkind
Submit your works and you will see
How winners are assigned
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We spit on writers quite unknown
It makes us feel so strong
And with polemics overblown
We chastise what is wrong
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If your verse has rhyme and meter
And tries to sing a song
We’ll prescribe strong saltpeter
Music doesn’t belong
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We are academics sworn
To uphold an arid faith
A Byron would be quite forlorn
A ridiculed mere wraith
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In our world so new and sterile
We’re doctors of all ills
Expunging those things manly, virile
We castrate writing skills
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So do pay us a reading fee
And we’ll review your verse
With unctuous grace and amity
We ready you for your hearse
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Copyright, David Gottfried, 2005
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Looking at Tricia Nixon when I was 15
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She looked like her chlorine pool
Her upturned nose said you were a fool
Her angry tears stung like the water
The blondest beast gave no quarter
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Her ravishing rage was eloquent
A lake devoid of sediment
A fluid approximating fire
Her arias arrogated the choir
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A sparkling queen all aquamarine
The tartest speech that loves to demean
Her eyes glared like the radiant sun
Your skin shriveled as she won
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Her bathing suit licked her skin
The buttocks were like mescaline
A curvy dream of the wiggily sweet
The damn desire she’d defeat
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The Women, Blond and Brilliant
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They don’t capitalize their I’s
Know they’re kind and bright and wise
Their beatific angel eyes
Are laser beams that cauterize
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Their voices flutter, say hello
As gentle as a fairy doe
With hearts as pure as driven snow
Their Lyme disease is sown, will grow
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Their lithe bodies wiggle and dance
And beckon you to take a chance
Submit to fortune, happenstance
Primordial snakes snare, advance
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Exhaling idealism’s breeze
Their hearts are worn upon their sleeves
But calculating by degrees
You’re locked in an asthmatic wheeze
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Their lips are red as cherry wine
The healthful blush becomes quinine
Drink the nectar quite divine
You’re stupefied, stunned, supine
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And when you’re hurt they feign surprise
Devise a thousand alibis
Quite content you won’t surmise
That everything is lies, disguise
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Mating
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I ride the horse so black and brave
I swim through currents cold and cruel
And if you think I am a knave
I’ll show you who’s the bigger fool
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You’ll quiver like a chastened slave
You’ll be my pliant, passive tool
And on your flesh I will engrave
A tattoo of my raunchy rule
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Submit to me, the man you crave
Your pleasures are a meager gruel
My spike will make your life less grave
Don’t be a stupid, stubborn mule
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And do not cry and rant and rave
Your freedom is a whirling pool
Your tumult will not let you save
Or cherish life as its lived dual
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AN ODE THE YOUTH OF DAVID GOTTFRIED
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I had the face of Jagger
The hair of Brian Jones
I walkedp with a swagger
You wished you were my clones
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My aura of audacity
My blitkrieging sun
My otherworldly energy
Would singe and scream and stun
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I walked off of the lyric sheet
Of a Lou Reed song
My subversion was complete
I was religiously wrong
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I could eat a strawberry
And see John Lennon’s face
Make a vaulted sanctuary
Of dreams you couldn’t erase
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I savored weed that wormed its way
Into my commodious mind
The feral sultry night held sway
New vices were divined
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I drove my cars like mighty tanks
And sped quite unsurpassed
Other cars of lesser ranks
Were smartly charged, harassed
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I howled in the bowels
Of sordid basement apartments
Betrothed to sainted struggles
Where masses marched in torrents
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Of rain and hail and snow and sleet
Of every emotion enlarged
All discretion was in retreat
My lava was discharged
Copyright, David Gottfried, 2003 to 2017